Are you feeling lucky? ::::)

casinolasaquarium:

you are so generous howw does someone as magnanimous as you evven exist

 luck is for people wwho arent smart enough to figure out howw to beat the system with their brains

Since you’re so very gr8ful, I guess you owe me one, huh?

It’s all a8out playing the cards right! Rolling the dice a certain way! None of your logical 8ullshit works when it comes to gam8ling. 

Trolls like you suck the fun out of playing in casinos. 

casinolasaquarium:

no exception for a good friend like me vvris

my heart is wweeping that you wwould threaten me like that

its alright though i think ivve figured out howw these games wwork i just had some of my calculations wwrong last time

you’ll sea ill be wwinning more than you soon enough

Hmmmmmmmm. Alright, fine. Just for you, 60% interest a day.

Thoughtful of me, right? And keep dreaming, fish8oy. You’ll never 8eat me.

Who needs calculations when you have……..luck? >::::D

Anyone want to play a game? 

I’m feeling lucky. :::;)

casinolasaquarium:

anyone wwanna lend a friend a feww boonbucks

an by friend i mean me obvviously

Sure, how much?

Just know that I charge 50% interest a day, and if you can’t pay it 8ack soon enough, you can forget a8out coming to this casino-or anywhere else for that matter-ever again. ::::)